Here are some of the latest gems: (and I quote)
"A man reported his keys had been stolen from the Smith Field house weight room. After a more thorough search, the man found his keys in a different spot than where he had left them."
"Police received a call of a suspicious-looking man who was parked in the HFAC parking lot. The man was reportedly watching people enter and exit the building. Upon arrival, police discovered the man was waiting for his wife to get out of class."
"A suspicious man was reported sleeping in the north entryway to the field house. When police arrived, they discovered it was an ROTC student who had arrived early and was taking a quick nap."
"Police received a call from a person living on Cedar Avenue. The person complained of loud music coming from a Heritage Halls dormitory. Upon arrival, police discovered there was a dance party on the upper patio of a Heritage Halls apartment building. Police promptly broke up the party."
Laugh. It's hilarious.
If this is the extent of our worry, I think we're doing pretty good!
1 comment:
ohh the police beat.. probably one of the main reasons I read our newspaper, they are just hilarious! But seriously, if you're having a dance party Aimee... I WILL CALL TO BREAK IT UP!!
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